i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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