He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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