I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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