Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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