Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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