who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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