I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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