we have pet lesbian snakes
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
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