your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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