with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Still dying that you shit outside
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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