I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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