No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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