so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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