One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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