You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I want to have your abortion
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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