Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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