Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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