I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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