Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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