3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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