Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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