So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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