Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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