i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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