We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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