I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
