jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
