So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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