I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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