Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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