Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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