there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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