maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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