why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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