STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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