oh god the rape fog is back!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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