You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Randomize
