i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
