Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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