I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
