Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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