Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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