What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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