You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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