Tell her she can't have a vagina
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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