this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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