clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Help. Why am I so naked?
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