Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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