If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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