don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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