Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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