Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Randomize
