Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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