Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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