It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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