I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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