jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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